Hey! Hi! Hello! Welcome to Behind the Blonde Curtain. I’m Jess–a twenty-something year old gorl, who’s been crushing on writing since forever, so it only makes sense we *finally* made it blog-official. You’ll find some neat non-fiction stories here, and even though I wish some of them were just made up (spoiler: the time I farted in front of my crush and he nearly threw up), fingers crossed you’ll enjoy them nonetheless. Stay as long as you’d like!